Top Ten Reasons Why having a Dog is Better than Having a Girlfriend

10. There are a lot of breeds to choose from.

9. You don’t have to explain to the dog why you came home late after a night of getting drunk with your buddies.

8. You don’t hear her giving you an earful after you came home late after a night of getting drunk with your buddies.

7. You don’t have to buy her chocolates on Valentine’s Day.

6. She won’t blab to her other friends about the size of your…. uh, “hot Rod.”

5. You don’t have to remember the anniversary of the date you got her from the pet store.

4. She doesn’t slap you in the face for calling her a bitch.

3. You can have sex with her everyday. That “time of the month” excuse doesn’t apply to her.

2. She won’t get pregnant with your child.

And the top one reason why having a dog is better than having a girl is….

1. She cums to you whenever you call.

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Hey wanna tell you guys a story, ive once got this great dane which in exact and perfect its name … GREAT!!! Weve fucking since we got him, my favorite was the 69 position where I got to taste his cock while he licks my pussy. We did it for 3 straight years, everytime we have the house for ourselves, we are doing the deed!!! Until one day, just very recent, it died of a disease, now I am worried if it also affect me… ICON (afraid) My oh my, im afraid that he something has transferred to me, its just so happen that I also licked to drink his jism. Peeps, what should I do, where should I go??? To the vet??? Hmmm, I think this is paranoia, as I am not feeling odd or anything, in just concern and it did stopped me from fucking another beast though my cunt is hot for it. I want to solve this dilemma now so that I could fuck our newly brought Black Horse!!! Help Please.

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Dog Nutrition Tips

Do you really know all there is to know about your canine companion’s nutritional needs? Many pet owners think they’re doing what’s best for their dogs when it comes to food, but in reality they rely on pure instinct more than science. Nutrition isn’t a guessing game, even when it comes to your pooch. Think about it – if you were left to feed yourself based only on what you craved and had no knowledge of what your body needs to function, would you be eating 5 servings of fruit and veggies or would you head straight for the Ding Dong case at the market?

1. Cover all of the bases.

A dog’s diet can be as complex as any human’s (including yours!), and it’s absolutely essential that you, as an owner, hit all of the vital nutritional bases. A deficiency of certain vitamins and nutrients can lead to upset tummies, overly dry or oily skin, brittle bones, weight issues, and, in some of the worst cases, death. A balanced and proper diet is the building block of your dog’s overall health – if he doesn’t get the right blend of nutrients, the most impeccable care otherwise won’t mean a thing. But with the right diet, his defenses against disease and disorders are infinitely stronger than a dog whose owner hasn’t put much thought into an eating plan.

2. Mix it up!

For the most part, pre-packaged food will help you cover all of the major nutritional requirements a healthy, fairly young dog has. This where many owners trip up simply because of the ease of the decision. Most think that the major choice is between dry and moist food, when in reality the best diet you can provide your dog is one varied in ingredients, textures, and nutritional value. Dogs, of course, are carnivores, and that instinct remains in their blood to this day. They continue to hunt prey (poor Kitty), love sausage-flavored treats, and adore the great crunch they get when chowing down on a bone. Those varied elements should give you a little bit of insight into how diverse your dog’s diet can be.

3. Move beyond meat.

Building some portion of his diet from meat gives you many of the crucial nutrients he needs for energy and growth, but he also needs fiber and carbohydrates to aid in digestion and stability. You could throw down a bowl of dry food every day and maybe give him a “treat” of moist food once a month, but how would you like it if the tables were turned and he insisted on feeding you pancakes every day for the rest of your life? Not such a sunny outlook, is it?

4. Make it a real meal.

Listen, nobody ever said you had to rely on a bag or can of food to feed your dog. You cook for your family all the time. Doesn’t your dog deserve similar treatment?

5. Give him some green.

Your dog needs a well-balanced diet, and the best way to accomplish that is through a wide variety of ingredients. Did you know that many dogs love veggies? . Give it a shot and see what you – and your dog – think. After all, the worst that could happen is an improvement in your pooch’s health!

The only set rule in feeding your pup is to make sure his meals satisfy the unique nutritional requirements any dog has. You don’t have to stick to the bag or the can, and you don’t have to spend hours slaving away in the kitchen. Making dishes for your dog can be a family event, and nothing expresses gratitude better than a big, sloppy, wet kiss.

Snake Seduction

Hi, name is Des. I know its weird, but snakes have always fascinated me. Most girls are afraid of them, but I think they are incredible creatures. I also keep two corn snakes as pets, named Mamba & Viper. They are about 4.5′ feet long and a good 1.5-2 inches wide, light orange with gray diamond shaped dark patches. And they’re very gentle as they can be. I have raised them they were only babies. They have never bitten me, not even tried, well… maybe except when they were little and nipping everything. But, never since then.

So, you wanna know just how exactly did this strange habit of mine start, you ask? Well, I usually have one of the snakes draped around my neck when I am in my room. I love my snakes and they like to spend time out of their aquariums with me. Sometimes I will put a bit of a treat on my hand or shoulder. They can always tell the difference between the treat & my skin. Well, one day I was surfing the net and getting very horny. I was looking at some images at this one site and boy, did it get my juices flowing. I kept rummaging through this site and the next thing you know there are bestiality pictures on my screen. You know those pop-up ads that are always showing up when you are surfing a porn site. I remember myself thinking, “How in the world can anyone have sex with an animal?”

But, as I stared at the pictures on the screen my curiosity was peaked. I clicked onto the link & saw for the first time a woman being fucked by a dog. My pussy became wetter and wetter. I could not believe I was turned on by this. They had an “eel” category, so I clicked on it. Ohmigod! Right there on the screen of my computer was a girl with her legs spread wide open with the tail end of an eel slithering out of her pussy! I really got horny then. I could not believe it! I looked at picture after picture and my panty crotch was soaking wet!

Now, you all know how snakes have an incredible sense of smell. Well, Mamba started his way down to investigate the source of this overpowering smell that was coming from my nether regions. I did not think anything of it at first. The snakes are always moving around when they get tired of one spot. Mamba’s head was right at my crotch. His tongue kept darting in & out of his mouth. He was enjoying the scent of my sopping wet pussy. I do not know what came over me, but the next thing you know I had dropped my shorts and panties onto the floor and spread my legs wide open. I moved over to the bed and pulled my knees up to my chest.

Mamba’s head went between my legs and was bumping against my labia. Oh God, it felt good! It was so wicked! It turned me on like I had never been before.

After realizing that there was nothing for him down there Mamba started to make his way back up to my shoulder. I stopped him in his tracks and put him back down between my legs. I took a hold of his tail and snaked it between my outer lips. I used it to rub my clit and I was getting all worked up. Mambas didn’t seem to mind this handling of him so I kept it up. I took Mamba’s tail and started to work it into my sopping wet hole. It really felt good. His skin is a little rough & added a sensation that I have never had before. He had just shed his skin a couple of days ago, so this was new skin. The new scales added bumps and grooves that I felt as I pushed more and more of his body into my pussy.

Snakes are very flexible and as I pushed more in it was as if he curved on himself inside my tight hole. I was feeling very full, but wanted more. Then I started playing with my clit. I figured Mambas could exit my vagina at his own pace and that it would seriously get me off. You know, the not having control over it and not being able to tell him what to do. Shit, I was already creaming over the thought. Mamba started to slither away and as he started to slowly exit my body, I screamed out in pleasure. It felt like nothing I had ever experienced before. It felt like he would never get all of his body out of my pussy. He met no resistance and to add to my pleasure he went straight up, right over my clit! Oh, shit! It was so intense! The orgasm was the most intense one I have ever had in my life, even to this day. It started when Mamba brought his head back towards my pussy lips and kept sniffing the air with his tongue. Every few times his tongue would actually make contact with my clit. I had my knees pulled all the way to my chest so my pussy was spread as wide as I could get it. My clit was hard as it could be and defiantly out from under its hood. When I felt his forked tongue touch my clit for the first time, he set off my orgasm.

My legs pulled themselves back even further on their own in order to open my pussy up more so I let go of them then started to pinch and roll my nipples. I pinched them so hard that I had a tear form in the corner of my eye, but it felt soooo good that I could not stop.

My orgasm continued the entire time Mamba got out of me. My pussy was spasming repeatedly and my clit was throbbing and I felt this extreme urge to piss, but I knew I could not piss and climax at the same time. Ands then there was this shot of fluid from my pussy as Mamba came all the way out. Wow! There was nothing I could do except let my legs flop down to the bed and try to control my breathing as my pussy and clit continued to spasm over and over again. Then I reached down, put two fingers up inside my pussy, and brought them to my clit. I started to rub and circle my nub, knowing that I could make myself climax again if I did it just right. I used one hand to spread my lips wide and the other to grab hold of my clit very tight. Then I took my clit between my fingertips and rolled it like I do to my nipples. As I started to cum again I pinched my clit for all it was worth. The intensity of my second orgasm soared to new heights. Wow!

I do not know how long I lay there. I finally managed to calm myself down to sit up and gaze at my snakes who are both now curled up on the floor. I felt myself getting wet again as I stared at them. Maybe next time, I will try them both at the same time!

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Mandy, was a hot mid forties sexy tranny who had a Saint Bernard he named Jeremiah. He got him from a lover who had passed a year ago; he was like a living remembrance to their lasting love for each other. He decided not to go into relationship again and promised in his lover’s grave to take care of Jeremiah no matter what. He was like an adopted son to them.

One night, lonely as he was for the past year, something lustful came to his mind; he knows he misses Larry, his life. He misses the way he kisses his lips, the taste of his saliva, his caresses and his thrusts. He hangs like a horse and a total performer in bed. At the thought of these, he can’t help but think of their hot nights together where he anals him with great fervor and fuck his mouth in extreme pleasure.

Now he starts to caress his boobs, his 36 cap c with red nipples… stroking it one by one, gently feeling and touching the way Larry does to him. An audible moan gurgled from Mandy’s throat. His touches lower down to the navel, “Ahhhhh…. Larrrryyyyyy…. don’t sttoooppppppp……”, his right hand crawled down to his 8 inch now fully hard dick while the other goes back to the nipples and gently pinching it. He wets his right palm to lubricate his uncut dick… he began to squirm as he slowly ejaculate it!!!

He then wets his middle finger with saliva and inserted it in her anus, it was obviously tight as no one’s been entering it since larry, it really hurts at first but as soon as the walls get used to it, pleasure will ease the pain… his bunghole was now wet, he then tries to insert his second finger, then his third, “argghhhh… ahhhhh…. I love you larrrryyyyy….” he said in pure delight.

Mandy continues, then stops to get a dong, he noticed that Jeremiah is staring with lustful eyes directed towards his cock… then the dog runs over him and lick his balls, licking it like what Larry always did, “ahhhhhhh!!!!”, is the only utterance came out from him. He somehow felt Larry with those licks, Jeremiah continued feeling the loneliness inside Mandy. Mandy in turn change his position, he’s 69ning with his dog, he touches and caresses until his dogcock’s hard. He sucked Jeremiah’s dick wetting the hairy outer to its reddish beasty core. The continued licks made him forget all those misery and the lost he suffered.

He was now in total uncontrollable lust grabbed his dog’s cock and wet it, he then turn backwards and inserted the dog’s dick inside his tranny butthole… there is ease in entrance as he lubricated them well, “uhhhhhhhh…….uuuuuuummmmhhhhhhnmmmmmm…… ohhhhhhhhhh!!!! There is pain initially but that’s part of it he knows. Jeremiah anals him harder, each thrust is a bit of pleasure he was deprived of at his Lover’s lost. The dog bangs harder… he was in the extremes… Jeremiah’ shivers…. Mandy squirms as he bangs himself too…

“Uhhhhh, ooohhhhh, ummmmm… Larry”, the last words that came in his mouth after he and Jeremiah hit their climax. Now he has a replacement that he knows loved him like what Larry did. – End -

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Dogsitting and Housesitting Can Be Fun

Ever since I was a young boy, I loved dogs. But unfortunately my parents never allowed me to have one. My first time encounter with a dog was when I had to look after my friend’s, Hank’s, house and his Doberman, Butch.

I went to Hank’s house right after breakfast to say good-bye to him and get the keys to the place. Since Butch wasn’t allowed to stay at my place, I decided to stay at Hank’s so I could take care of him.

Later that day, I and Butch were chilling on the couch and watching TV and utterly bored. I looked over and he was licking his cock. I thought, damn, I wish I could do that. Then I noticed the tip of his cock sticking out of the sheath. I felt my dick twitch in my pants and I petted him and slowly reached down and grabbed his dick. I wasn’t sure how Butch would react but he seemed to like it. So I stroked his cock till it got stiff.

When his cock was fully erect, I licked the tip then took the rest of him into my mouth. I could taste his warm doggie cum. I was so horny at this point that I wanted this dog to fuck me. Then I got on my hands and knees, and Butch sniffed my ass and licked my hole. He climbed on my back and started humping. He missed my hole a few times till he finally found his target. I cried out in pain when his cock went in my tight hole, but the pain went away and I was in heaven as this big dog rammed his thick cock into my ass-hole.

I felt his tennis ball sized knot banging against my ass and with one hard thrust, it slipped in my ass. I was in so much pain I felt like I was going to pass out. When he couldn’t pull his cock out of it was stuck and I got scared, I didn’t know how long we were going to be stuck like this. Butch turned around so we were ass to ass trying to pull his cock out. I was so horny and I wanted to cum with Butch inside me. I reached under me, grabbed my rock hard cock, and jerked off. It didn’t take long before I was shooting cum all over the floor.

I could feel Butch still trying to pull his big dick out of me. Seconds later, his cock slipped out of my stretched hole with a pop and doggie cum rushed out of my ass. Butch then went over to his bed and licked the shit and cum from his cock and fell asleep. I lay in a puddle of cum until I got the strength to get up, thinking of this new experience that I just had. I smiled to myself as I stood up to take a shower. From now on, I will volunteer to take care of the house and Butch whenever he take his out-of–town trips.