Top Ten Reasons Why having a Dog is Better than Having a Girlfriend

Top Ten Reasons Why having a Dog is Better than Having a Girlfriend

10. There are a lot of breeds to choose from.

9. You don’t have to explain to the dog why you came home late after a night of getting drunk with your buddies.

8. You don’t hear her giving you an earful after you came home late after a night of getting drunk with your buddies.

7. You don’t have to buy her chocolates on Valentine’s Day.

6. She won’t blab to her other friends about the size of your…. uh, “hot Rod.”

5. You don’t have to remember the anniversary of the date you got her from the pet store.

4. She doesn’t slap you in the face for calling her a bitch.

3. You can have sex with her everyday. That “time of the month” excuse doesn’t apply to her.

2. She won’t get pregnant with your child.

And the top one reason why having a dog is better than having a girl is….

1. She cums to you whenever you call.