More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

You don’t have to spend a fortune buying that diamond ring only to find out that the bitch had already hooked up with the richest guy in the block.

They are open about having multiple partners.

You don’t have to rush to the nearest drugstore late at night to buy a condom.

Sex is better between friends. Who better than Man’s best friend for that matter?

They don’t transmit sexually transmitted diseases.

They don’t get squimish if you want the sex dirty.

They don’t care much about where you fucked them.

They don’t charge you by the hour when fucking them.

Exotic breeds are always affordable and available at the pet shop.

They won’t drive you away by asking, “When are you gonna marry me?”

If a dog fucker taught a dog fucker
To fuck ere the dog could fucker,
Ought the dog fucker fuck
Be taught to say fuck, or suck,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to fuck and to fuck a dog fucker fuck
Be taught by her dog fucker tutor,
Ought the dog get fucked
If the dog fucker fuck
dog and fuck at her dog fucker fuck?

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

10. You don’t have to give them chocolates or treat them to a candlelight dinner before fucking them.

9. They are always available.

8. They don’t give a damn if you’re… uh, small or whether you cum at once.

7. They don’t transmit diseases like HIV or AIDS.

6. You can quit the foreplay and get down to the fucking right away.

5. They don’t get squeamish at the thought of you chaining them first.

4. You don’t need to pay them first before fucking them.

3. You can fuck them anywhere. Just as long as other people don’t see you.

2. You’ll get a kick out of doing the forbidden. (Excuse the pun. )

And the top one reason why you should fuck animals is…..

1. You don’t have to worry about one of you getting pregnant afterwards.

In need of Advice, is This normal?

I’m a young male Just recently I’ve begun work experience at a zoo nearby and i had to take of the zoo’s tame cheetahs. They are very beautiful and freindly and I spend most of my lunch hour sitting by thier enclosure, stroking and generally being close to some of the friendlier ones.
Anyway, there are two in particular, a young female, Savannah, and a middle-aged male, Mumba, that have come to accept me. Last time I was there, last week, I was cleaning thier enclosure and stood very still as she got close to me, sniffing the lower part of my body. Thing is, as I stroked her back, I started to have a hard on. I have no real attraction to them, though I am guilty of glancing at their parts when I’m near them.

Has anyone else had this experience? I mean, someone not quite so into the beastiality as I. This never happened to me before and I’m terrified I’ll be staring at them again and someone will walk in on me with a raging boner, and all hell would break loose.

Thanks in advance,

Adam

Snake Seduction

Hi, name is Des. I know its weird, but snakes have always fascinated me. Most girls are afraid of them, but I think they are incredible creatures. I also keep two corn snakes as pets, named Mamba & Viper. They are about 4.5′ feet long and a good 1.5-2 inches wide, light orange with gray diamond shaped dark patches. And they’re very gentle as they can be. I have raised them they were only babies. They have never bitten me, not even tried, well… maybe except when they were little and nipping everything. But, never since then.

So, you wanna know just how exactly did this strange habit of mine start, you ask? Well, I usually have one of the snakes draped around my neck when I am in my room. I love my snakes and they like to spend time out of their aquariums with me. Sometimes I will put a bit of a treat on my hand or shoulder. They can always tell the difference between the treat & my skin. Well, one day I was surfing the net and getting very horny. I was looking at some images at this one site and boy, did it get my juices flowing. I kept rummaging through this site and the next thing you know there are bestiality pictures on my screen. You know those pop-up ads that are always showing up when you are surfing a porn site. I remember myself thinking, “How in the world can anyone have sex with an animal?”

But, as I stared at the pictures on the screen my curiosity was peaked. I clicked onto the link & saw for the first time a woman being fucked by a dog. My pussy became wetter and wetter. I could not believe I was turned on by this. They had an “eel” category, so I clicked on it. Ohmigod! Right there on the screen of my computer was a girl with her legs spread wide open with the tail end of an eel slithering out of her pussy! I really got horny then. I could not believe it! I looked at picture after picture and my panty crotch was soaking wet!

Now, you all know how snakes have an incredible sense of smell. Well, Mamba started his way down to investigate the source of this overpowering smell that was coming from my nether regions. I did not think anything of it at first. The snakes are always moving around when they get tired of one spot. Mamba’s head was right at my crotch. His tongue kept darting in & out of his mouth. He was enjoying the scent of my sopping wet pussy. I do not know what came over me, but the next thing you know I had dropped my shorts and panties onto the floor and spread my legs wide open. I moved over to the bed and pulled my knees up to my chest.

Mamba’s head went between my legs and was bumping against my labia. Oh God, it felt good! It was so wicked! It turned me on like I had never been before.

After realizing that there was nothing for him down there Mamba started to make his way back up to my shoulder. I stopped him in his tracks and put him back down between my legs. I took a hold of his tail and snaked it between my outer lips. I used it to rub my clit and I was getting all worked up. Mambas didn’t seem to mind this handling of him so I kept it up. I took Mamba’s tail and started to work it into my sopping wet hole. It really felt good. His skin is a little rough & added a sensation that I have never had before. He had just shed his skin a couple of days ago, so this was new skin. The new scales added bumps and grooves that I felt as I pushed more and more of his body into my pussy.

Snakes are very flexible and as I pushed more in it was as if he curved on himself inside my tight hole. I was feeling very full, but wanted more. Then I started playing with my clit. I figured Mambas could exit my vagina at his own pace and that it would seriously get me off. You know, the not having control over it and not being able to tell him what to do. Shit, I was already creaming over the thought. Mamba started to slither away and as he started to slowly exit my body, I screamed out in pleasure. It felt like nothing I had ever experienced before. It felt like he would never get all of his body out of my pussy. He met no resistance and to add to my pleasure he went straight up, right over my clit! Oh, shit! It was so intense! The orgasm was the most intense one I have ever had in my life, even to this day. It started when Mamba brought his head back towards my pussy lips and kept sniffing the air with his tongue. Every few times his tongue would actually make contact with my clit. I had my knees pulled all the way to my chest so my pussy was spread as wide as I could get it. My clit was hard as it could be and defiantly out from under its hood. When I felt his forked tongue touch my clit for the first time, he set off my orgasm.

My legs pulled themselves back even further on their own in order to open my pussy up more so I let go of them then started to pinch and roll my nipples. I pinched them so hard that I had a tear form in the corner of my eye, but it felt soooo good that I could not stop.

My orgasm continued the entire time Mamba got out of me. My pussy was spasming repeatedly and my clit was throbbing and I felt this extreme urge to piss, but I knew I could not piss and climax at the same time. Ands then there was this shot of fluid from my pussy as Mamba came all the way out. Wow! There was nothing I could do except let my legs flop down to the bed and try to control my breathing as my pussy and clit continued to spasm over and over again. Then I reached down, put two fingers up inside my pussy, and brought them to my clit. I started to rub and circle my nub, knowing that I could make myself climax again if I did it just right. I used one hand to spread my lips wide and the other to grab hold of my clit very tight. Then I took my clit between my fingertips and rolled it like I do to my nipples. As I started to cum again I pinched my clit for all it was worth. The intensity of my second orgasm soared to new heights. Wow!

I do not know how long I lay there. I finally managed to calm myself down to sit up and gaze at my snakes who are both now curled up on the floor. I felt myself getting wet again as I stared at them. Maybe next time, I will try them both at the same time!

Dogsitting and Housesitting Can Be Fun

Ever since I was a young boy, I loved dogs. But unfortunately my parents never allowed me to have one. My first time encounter with a dog was when I had to look after my friend’s, Hank’s, house and his Doberman, Butch.

I went to Hank’s house right after breakfast to say good-bye to him and get the keys to the place. Since Butch wasn’t allowed to stay at my place, I decided to stay at Hank’s so I could take care of him.

Later that day, I and Butch were chilling on the couch and watching TV and utterly bored. I looked over and he was licking his cock. I thought, damn, I wish I could do that. Then I noticed the tip of his cock sticking out of the sheath. I felt my dick twitch in my pants and I petted him and slowly reached down and grabbed his dick. I wasn’t sure how Butch would react but he seemed to like it. So I stroked his cock till it got stiff.

When his cock was fully erect, I licked the tip then took the rest of him into my mouth. I could taste his warm doggie cum. I was so horny at this point that I wanted this dog to fuck me. Then I got on my hands and knees, and Butch sniffed my ass and licked my hole. He climbed on my back and started humping. He missed my hole a few times till he finally found his target. I cried out in pain when his cock went in my tight hole, but the pain went away and I was in heaven as this big dog rammed his thick cock into my ass-hole.

I felt his tennis ball sized knot banging against my ass and with one hard thrust, it slipped in my ass. I was in so much pain I felt like I was going to pass out. When he couldn’t pull his cock out of it was stuck and I got scared, I didn’t know how long we were going to be stuck like this. Butch turned around so we were ass to ass trying to pull his cock out. I was so horny and I wanted to cum with Butch inside me. I reached under me, grabbed my rock hard cock, and jerked off. It didn’t take long before I was shooting cum all over the floor.

I could feel Butch still trying to pull his big dick out of me. Seconds later, his cock slipped out of my stretched hole with a pop and doggie cum rushed out of my ass. Butch then went over to his bed and licked the shit and cum from his cock and fell asleep. I lay in a puddle of cum until I got the strength to get up, thinking of this new experience that I just had. I smiled to myself as I stood up to take a shower. From now on, I will volunteer to take care of the house and Butch whenever he take his out-of–town trips.